The Happiest Grumpiest Fish in the Sea
Reluctantly swimming its way to financial success. GrumpFish hates everything, especially profits—yet somehow keeps making them.
$GRUMP Contract Address:
GrumPF1sH9WKndvtNmEALDDjBsCuXUgn8TpW4kXwDYcR
$2.1M
and growing
2,458
diamond hands
$850K
locked forever
100%
absolutely salty
Meet the fish who would rather be left alone but accidentally became a crypto sensation.
"This whole crypto thing is a bubble. Just like my living space. Everything's a bubble. I hate bubbles."
- GrumpFish, right before making 300x returns
Born in the murkiest depths of the crypto ocean, GrumpFish is perpetually dissatisfied with everything – especially success. While other creatures frantically chase the latest trends, GrumpFish would rather complain about coral gentrification and the rising cost of plankton.
Yet somehow, every grumpy investment decision turns to gold. The more GrumpFish scowls at an opportunity, the more profitable it becomes. Now, reluctantly, GrumpFish finds itself the face of the most paradoxically successful meme coin in the Solana ecosystem.
Despite its constant complaints, GrumpFish does everything right... accidentally.
Contract audited by top firms because GrumpFish was "tired of all these scams making fish look bad." Liquidity locked for eternity.
Perfectly balanced supply with minimal team allocation. "Whatever, just make it fair," said GrumpFish while creating the most equitable distribution model ever.
Our community thrives on GrumpFish's daily rants. The saltier the take, the more bullish the market. Reverse psychology at its finest.
GrumpFish predicts market crashes with uncanny accuracy – purely by complaining about everything. The ultimate crypto indicator.
Contrary to GrumpFish's complaints about "coral gentrification," we're developing a unique NFT collection of premium underwater properties.
Our treasury is fortified with the saltiest takes on the market. When all else fails, GrumpFish's cynicism provides unmatched stability.
"I don't care how you distribute it, just don't give me too much." - GrumpFish
"I don't want much, just enough to buy a decent coral reef away from all you people." - GrumpFish
1,000,000,000,000
$GRUMP tokens
5% / 5%
Decreasing to 0%
Designed by an angry fish who accidentally created the perfect tokenomic structure
Week 1: 5% buy / 5% sell - "This is ridiculous, but whatever."
Week 2: 4% buy / 4% sell - "Still too high if you ask me."
Week 3: 3% buy / 3% sell - "Are we really still taxing this much?"
Week 4: 2% buy / 2% sell - "Getting better I guess."
Week 5: 1% buy / 1% sell - "Almost tolerable."
Week 6+: 0% buy / 0% sell - "Finally, something I don't hate completely."
All collected taxes are split between marketing (40%), development (40%), and burning (20%).
"Fine, I guess I'll tell you what we're doing next. Not that anyone cares." - GrumpFish
"I guess if you really insist on buying this token, here's how. Not that I care." - GrumpFish
Download Phantom or Solflare wallet and set it up. Even GrumpFish managed to figure this out, so you can too.
Purchase SOL from an exchange and transfer it to your wallet. "What, did you think this would be free?" - GrumpFish
Use Raydium or Jupiter to swap your SOL for $GRUMP. "Try not to mess this up." - GrumpFish
Add $GRUMP to your wallet. "Double-check the address or don't, I don't care." - GrumpFish
GrumPF1sH9WKndvtNmEALDDjBsCuXUgn8TpW4kXwDYcR
"Look, I didn't ask for this popularity, but now that you're here, don't expect me to be grateful. Just don't buy too much and crash the servers or whatever."
"And if you make money, great. If you lose money, that's on you. I told you this whole crypto thing was ridiculous from the start."
"I guess you people are tolerable. Sometimes." - GrumpFish
The GrumpFish community is paradoxically one of the most positive crypto communities around, fueled by the hilarious contrast of GrumpFish's eternal pessimism and the project's improbable success.
Join our Telegram for GrumpFish's daily complaints about everything from market trends to the temperature of the ocean.
Weekly competitions for the grumpiest memes and saltiest takes, with $GRUMP token rewards.
24/7 community-driven support. "Because I'm certainly not answering your questions." - GrumpFish
Community governance where your voice matters (even though GrumpFish will complain about every proposal).
"The only thing rising faster than my blood pressure is this token's price. Make it stop."
"Great, more holders. That's exactly what we need. More people clogging up the blockchain. Fantastic."
"Oh sure, another exchange listing. Because apparently five wasn't enough. Let me update the website for the 87th time this week."
June 15, 2023 - "I guess I'll answer your questions if I have to." - GrumpFish
July 1, 2023 - Exclusive coral properties with GrumpFish neighbors.
July 20, 2023 - Win a portion of the 10M $GRUMP prize pool.
"Questions, questions, always with the questions." - GrumpFish
GrumpFish is a Solana-based meme token inspired by the world's grumpiest marine creature who accidentally became a financial genius. Despite hating everything about crypto, GrumpFish reluctantly leads one of the most vibrant communities in the ecosystem.
Yes. GrumpFish insisted on a fully audited contract because "I hate rug pulls even more than I hate everything else." The liquidity is locked forever, team tokens are vested, and the contract has been verified and audited by top security firms.
The easiest way to reach the team is through our Telegram or Discord channels. Just don't expect GrumpFish to respond promptly or enthusiastically. Our community mods are much more helpful and slightly less grumpy.
"I suppose we have to do NFTs like everyone else, don't we?" - GrumpFish. Yes, our Underwater Real Estate collection is coming soon, featuring exclusive coral properties and ocean-front developments that GrumpFish hates but reluctantly designed.
Beyond being the saltiest meme token in the ocean, GrumpFish is developing a comprehensive financial ecosystem including staking, prediction markets, and DeFi integrations. Each product releases when GrumpFish feels it's "the least annoying version possible."
"What kind of question is that? Of course I'm real. More real than most of these crypto 'founders' with their fancy presentations and empty promises." The identity of GrumpFish remains one of crypto's most entertaining mysteries.
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