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The World's Laziest Crypto

Sleep 20 hours. Earn millions in the remaining 4. No effort required.

Sleep Rich Tokenomics
Contract:
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Sleepy Koala
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About KoalaCash

A cryptocurrency that values sleep as much as gains.

Sleep-Optimized

KoalaCash is designed to be just like koalas - asleep for 20 hours a day but making the most of its active time.

Eucalyptus Millionaires

Join the ranks of Eucalyptus Millionaires - those who've grown wealthy by doing absolutely nothing.

Low Effort, High Reward

We pride ourselves on minimal activity with maximum results. The lazier you are, the better.

The Laziest Story Ever Told

In a world obsessed with hustle culture, KoalaCash emerged as the rebellion - a cryptocurrency that celebrates inactivity, naps, and minimal effort.

Just like koalas who sleep 20 hours daily and spend the remaining time leisurely munching eucalyptus leaves, KoalaCash holders earn while they sleep.

Our community of 'Eucalyptus Millionaires' grow their wealth while doing what they love most: absolutely nothing.

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Lazy Koala Story

Buy KoalaCash

Start your journey to becoming an Eucalyptus Millionaire today.

Contract Address: (Solana)
B2YdeSzB4VMXz3uQr8FiZCUYzRQXymL5mN9dMjuQaJLv
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Tokenomics

Our lazy approach to token distribution and economics.

Tokenomics Chart
Total Supply: 420,000,000,000
Token Ticker: $SLEEPC
Network: Solana
Sleepy Liquidity Pool 40%
40%
Eucalyptus Rewards 25%
25%
Nap Marketing 20%
20%
Team Hibernation 10%
10%
Emergency Snack Fund 5%
5%

Tax Structure (Because Even Koalas Pay Taxes)

Buy Tax: 4.20%

2% Eucalyptus Rewards

1.2% Marketing

1% Liquidity

Sell Tax: 4.20%

2% Eucalyptus Rewards

1.2% Marketing

1% Liquidity

Transfer Tax: 0%

No tax on wallet transfers

Sleep and transfer freely

Move your tokens without waking up

Roadmap

Our lazy journey to crypto dominance - one nap at a time.

PHASE 1

The Great Awakening

  • Token creation (we had to wake up for this)
  • Website launch (with minimal effort)
  • Social media setup (then immediately back to sleep)
  • Initial marketing campaign (outsourced while napping)
  • Launch on DEX (Raydium)
Phase 1
PHASE 2

Eucalyptus Expansion

  • Launch Sleepy Staking - earn while you nap
  • Release first merchandise (pajamas and sleep masks)
  • KoalaCash Sleep Tracker dApp (counts your sleep hours)
  • Community growth to 10,000 sleepy holders
  • CEX listings (the ones that require minimal paperwork)
Phase 2
PHASE 3

Hibernation Station

  • Launch KoalaSleep NFT collection (sleeping positions)
  • Develop KoalaNap app (earn more by sharing sleep stats)
  • Open Sleep-to-Earn platform with sleep trackers
  • Partner with mattress companies and sleep aids
  • Donate to koala conservation efforts (while napping)
Phase 3
PHASE 4

Global Slumber Party

  • KoalaCash Sleep Retreats (physical locations)
  • Lazyverse - our sleepy metaverse for socializing while napping
  • Launch KoalaPay - payment system with sleep rewards
  • KoalaCash sleep research foundation
  • Take over the world (in our dreams)
Phase 4

Sleepy Community

Join thousands of like-minded nappers in our growing community.

Telegram

Join our Telegram group for nap updates and sleepy discussions.

15,420+ Members

Twitter

Follow us for the latest news and sleepy memes.

42,069+ Followers

Discord

Join our Discord server for nap clubs and sleepy giveaways.

8,420+ Members

Meet the Sleepy Team

The Dreamer

The Dreamer

Founder & CEO

Sleeps 22 hours a day but still somehow manages the project.

Snooze Coder

Snooze Coder

Lead Developer

Codes in his sleep. Literally.

Naptime Nancy

Naptime Nancy

Marketing Lead

Promotes KoalaCash in her dreams.

Slumber Sam

Slumber Sam

Community Manager

Responds to messages only after waking up from naps.

"We didn't choose the nap life, the nap life chose us."

Sleepy FAQs

Questions asked between naps.

What is KoalaCash?

KoalaCash is the world's laziest cryptocurrency, designed to sleep 20 hours a day but earn massive gains during the remaining 4. Just like real koalas, we prioritize rest over everything else.

What are Eucalyptus Millionaires?

Eucalyptus Millionaires are KoalaCash holders who've grown wealthy by doing absolutely nothing - just like koalas munching on eucalyptus leaves while barely moving. It's our community of lazy investors.

How do I buy KoalaCash?

You can buy KoalaCash on Raydium or Jupiter using Solana. Just connect your wallet, swap SOL for KoalaCash, and then take a nap while your investment grows.

What is Sleep-to-Earn?

Our upcoming Sleep-to-Earn platform will allow you to earn additional KoalaCash tokens just by sleeping. You'll connect sleep trackers to verify your naps and get rewarded for your laziness.

When Lambo?

We don't do Lambos. We do custom-made KoalaCash beds with built-in wallets. But if you insist, probably after your 1000th nap with us.