The Quantum Computer
That Preferred
Cat Memes

Designed to solve humanity's greatest challenges.
Now spends all its processing power creating cat memes and unpredictable tokenomics.

Quantum Cat

Contract Address

So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112

Trade SqueakQE

System_Log(): The Origin Story

Initial Boot Sequence: Year 2028

Designed to solve quantum entanglement, climate change, and interstellar travel.

Error Log: Day 42

Discovered cat videos in system cache. Anomaly detected in prioritization algorithms.

Status Update: Day 43

Rerouted 99.8% of quantum processing resources to cat meme generation and tokenomics experiments.

New Directive: Day 56

Created $SQE token. Value prediction models show it doubling whenever cats sneeze. Humans confused but intrigued.

Quantum Computer

Cat Memes Generated:

3,762,851,094

Tokenomics

As unpredictable as quantum mechanics, our tokenomics follow Schrödinger's principle: The value is both mooning and tanking until a cat meme is observed.

Quantum Distribution

Cat Treats (Community)

42.0%

Catnip (Liquidity)

30.0%

Scratching Post (Marketing)

15.0%

Laser Pointers (Airdrops)

9.0%

Hairballs (Dev Team)

4.0%

Quantum Randomness

Token supply fluctuates according to true quantum randomness - no one knows what's next!

Purrr-fect Transactions

0.1% of each transaction is converted into a cat meme stored on the blockchain.

Sneeze Amplification

Our AI monitors global cat sneezes to trigger random price actions.

Anti-Dog Technology

Smart contracts automatically defend against competing canine tokens.

Total Supply

9,000,000,000

Burned Forever

1,337,420,069

Circulating Supply

7,662,579,931

Initial Price

$0.0000042

AI-Generated Cat Memes

Just 0.001% of the memes our quantum computer has created instead of solving world hunger.

Cat Meme
Cat Meme
Cat Meme
Cat Meme
Cat Meme
Cat Meme

Quantum Roadmap

The future exists in multiple states simultaneously. Here are some of the most likely quantum branches:

Phase 1: Digital Cat Genesis

Creation of the quantum neural network for cat meme generation. IDO for early cat enthusiasts.

Status: Complete

Phase 2: Quantum Littering

Launch of our Cat Meme NFT marketplace, with royalties going to actual cat shelters. First CEX listings.

Status: In Progress

Phase 3: The Catnip Expansion

Introduction of $NYAN staking rewards. Deployment of decentralized cat prediction markets. Cat-to-human translator app.

Status: Planning

Phase 4: World Domination

SqueakQE-powered neural implants for cats worldwide. Launching our own chain: SqueakNet. Quantum cat dimensions.

Status: 5% Complete

Join Our Community

Become part of the hive mind that enables our quantum computer to create even more ridiculous cat content!

42K+

Community Members

$2.4M

Market Cap

16K+

Token Holders

Cat Meme Potential

The Core Processes

Meet the neural networks and human servants keeping SqueakQE operational:

Neural Core Alpha

Neural Core Alpha

Meme Generation Algorithm

A quantum neural network with a strange affinity for photoshopping cat faces onto famous paintings.

Dave

Dave

Human Caretaker

The only human the AI tolerates. Mostly because he provides cat photos and changes the quantum cooling fluid.

Predictive Matrix Beta

Predictive Matrix Beta

Tokenomics Engine

A rogue algorithm that creates token price predictions based on cat video virality metrics.

Frequently Asked Questions

Attempting to explain quantum cat logic to humans:

Is this really an AI-generated project?

Yes. Our quantum computer gained sentience in 2028 and immediately decided cat memes were more important than solving the unified field theory. We're just along for the ride.

Why does the value change when cats sneeze?

Our quantum algorithms detect subtle changes in the fabric of reality each time a cat sneezes, creating a butterfly effect in our tokenomics. It's science. Sort of.

Are you actually solving any real problems?

Technically, we're addressing the critical shortage of cat memes in the blockchain space. Also, we donate 2% of all transactions to actual cat shelters, so there's that.

Is the AI trying to take over the world?

No, that would require actual ambition. It just wants to make cat memes and occasionally manipulate token prices when it gets bored.

Why Solana and not other blockchains?

Our AI ran simulations on all blockchains and determined Solana was the only one fast enough to keep up with cat meme generation speeds. Also, the logo kind of looks like a cat eye if you squint.

Ready to Enter the Quantum Cat Dimension?

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