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Gary Dug Too Deep!

Meet Gary. He's not your average blockchain validator. This clumsy gopher tunneled straight into the Solana network, and now... things are getting glitchy. His paw-sitive disruption creates pixelated artifacts and digital chaos – welcomed here as features, not bugs!

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Gary's Accidental Adventure

It started innocently enough. Gary the Gopher, known more for his enthusiastic digging than his technical prowess, was searching for the juiciest digital roots. One wrong turn, a paw slip on a loose data packet, and *BZZZT!*... Gary tunneled directly into the core Solana infrastructure.

Network Nibbles

His clumsy movements occasionally 'corrupt' transactions, leading to beautifully pixelated errors and unexpected SOL dust distributions. It's not malicious, just... gopher-ish.

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Blockchain Bloopers

Blocks sometimes finalize with... artistic flair. Think distorted validator signatures and rainbow-colored transaction hashes. Gary means well, probably.

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The $GLITCH Cult

Instead of patching the 'Gary vulnerability', the community embraced it! We celebrate the chaos, trade the $GLITCH tokens born from the entropy, and maybe leave Gary some digital snacks.

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GLITCHONOMICS: The Burrow's Spoils

Total Supply:
1,000,000,000 $GLITCH

(Mostly dropped packets Gary found)

Liquidity Pool (50%)
Accidental Airdrops (30%)
Gary's Snack Fund (10%)
Future Glitches (CEX/Marketing) (10%)
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50% Liquidity Pool (LP Burnt!)

Seeded directly into Raydium. Gary tried to eat the LP tokens, but they were thankfully indigestible and digitally incinerated. Safer for everyone.

30% Accidental Airdrops

Randomly distributed to early community members who noticed Gary's first blockchain 'hiccups'. Consider it digital shrapnel.

10% Gary's Snack Fund (Team/Dev)

Reserved for keeping Gary happy (read: community initiatives, development, keeping the lights on). No rug pulls, just maybe some nibbled wires.

10% Future Glitches (Marketing/CEX)

Tokens set aside for spreading the delightful disorder – potential CEX listings, partnerships, and more chaotic community events.

Core Glitch Features:

  • 0% Transaction Tax: Gary already causes enough fees with his network interference.
  • Ownership Renounced*: Control was lost somewhere in the tunnels. (*Effectively).
  • Community Driven Chaos: The direction is determined by collective embrace of disorder.

Gary's Glitch Log: Tunneling Ahead

Our roadmap isn't a straight line. It's more like... a gopher tunnel map. Subject to sudden cave-ins and unexpected shiny discoveries caused by You-Know-Who.

// PHASE 1: INITIAL DIG //

Q2 2024 :: Status: COMPLETE-ISH

Network Breach & $GLITCH Genesis

  • Gary makes unauthorized entry.
  • '$GLITCH' token spontaneously materializes.
  • Accidental Airdrop distribution commences.
  • Basic Website & Socials dug out.
  • Raydium Pool established (somehow).

// PHASE 2: CHAIN REACTION //

Q3 2024 :: Status: IN PROGRESS... MAYBE?

Embracing the Artifacts

  • First 'Major Glitch Event' documented.
  • Community Glitch Art/Meme Contest.
  • Listing on CoinGecko / CoinMarketCap (If forms aren't eaten).
  • Deploy Gary's 'Snack Tracker' Dashboard.
  • Partnerships with other chaotic good projects.

// PHASE 3: DIGITAL DIRT PILES //

Q4 2024 / Q1 2025 :: Status: SPECULATIVE

Expanding the Grid

  • Gary 'attempts' cross-chain tunneling (Experimental!).
  • Pixelated Gopher NFT Collection (PFP = Proof of Patience).
  • Launch 'Glitch Factor': Community voting on chaos levels.
  • Investigate potential CEX listings (depends on Gary's mood).
  • ??? (Gary finds something shiny).

// ???: ENTROPY ENSUES //

Future :: Status: UNPREDICTABLE

Beyond the Known Network

Where does Gary tunnel next? No idea. The goal is sustained, enjoyable digital disorder. Join the community to influence the inevitable chaos!

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Pixelated gopher community art

Join Gary's Ground Crew!

We're the $GLITCH Mob, the Chaos Curators, the Digital Dirt Diggers! If you appreciate fine blockchain art(ifacts) and a good dose of unpredictability, you've found your burrow. Follow the signal flares:

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Warning: May contain traces of nuts and corrupted data packets.